The nursery gives us a report on the girls after every session. I intend to read them out when they get married. Here are their first ever reports:

“Ruth has been really good today. She fell asleep holding her sister’s hand which was really sweet. She enjoyed watching the other children play, had cuddles with all of us and played with the activity gym and baby rattles and listened to songs being sung like Twinkle twinkle little star and Row row row your boat”

“Grace has been fine today. She has been giving us all big smiles and has been really happy. Grace enjoyed being on her front on the floor watching all the other children and has enjoyed playing with the baby gym. She has loved bouncing in the door bouncer”.

We also know how much milk they drank, the contents of their nappies and the times they were changed. I’ll only read this information out if I REALLY REALLY don’t like their intended, or future in-laws….