This week, the following things have happened to her:

Tuesday = conjunctivitis. Gunky, crusty eyes - drops obtained from GP.

Wednesday = fell over whilst running and cut her lip at home). Bled a bit, cold compress applied.

Thursday = fell over whilst running and banged her nose at nursery). Her nose immediately swelled up. Cold compress applied. She is now sporting a very attractive black and green bruise across the bridge on her nose.

So, she looks like she's taken up boxing. Unsuccessfully. Poor G.